Today was a big day.
At ten I participated in a staring match against a fat robin. He was perched on the neighbor's fence, I was perched on my white sofa, and we had eyes. I may never know what was going through his head as his beady little eyes stared me down, but I would sure like to! After I beat him soundly he ate a couple shriveled orange berries off my neighbor's tree and that was that.
At eleven I took a really righteous nap. I was even sung to sleep by the daily chorus of barking dogs that live up and down my street. Heaven!
At three Barnaby came home, the very picture of remorseful meekness. Oh dear but he was sad, and stinky. He was promptly placed in the bath to scrub out that prison smell. Then he sat on the floor in a pathetic heap of bones and fur with his ears permanently tucked back against his neck. I had forgotten how dramatically tooty he is. I am glad he is home.
At four I saw the Queens on my run. I said hello at their fence but one of them woofed at something across the yard and soon enough they were off to investigate. They truly are enormous, as in, their enormity is not easily described! It was quite cold out and someone had a fire in their fireplace and the air smelled chilly and smoky and perfectly delicious.
At seven I watched Kendra Wilkinson marry Henry Basket at the Playboy Mansion on E! and, truly, Basket? But he plays football? Can you get over that?
At eleven I watched a special on TV about how someone has actually bred a Liger. For their skills in magic I am assuming!
All I wanted to eat today was Macaroni and Cheese and Tuna and Peas and so I DID! I am happy to report I had a bowl for every meal and each time I chased it with a pastel bunny-shaped marshmallow.
How much do you love pastel bunny shaped marshmallows? This much? Me too.
How much do you love pastel bunny shaped marshmallows? This much? Me too.
At midnight I sat down and typed up all of these incredibly significant moments that made up my day, with a dog leaning against each hip as if I were some kind of mule. And I wondered, could life get any better than this, do you think?
Well?









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